no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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