Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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