We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Is it penis luge time yet?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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