yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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