hotel room ftw
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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