I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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