what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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