office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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