Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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