On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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