So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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