I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
pray to the hookup gods
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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