Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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