Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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