are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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