i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Randomize
