I would go down on you faster than GM stock
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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