Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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