Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
