brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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