i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
