Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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