Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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