called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
The beers last night were like the tears from god
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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