He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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