Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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