Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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