I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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