I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
