so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
