we have officially mastered the walk of shame
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Someone signed my nipple.
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