Me. At least after what I've been through.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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