Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
