You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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