That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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