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It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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