hotel room ftw
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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