so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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