she kept yelling 'call me bella'
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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