I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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