): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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