no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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