SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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