So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I am available for nakedness
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
