youre lurking in front of me
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I just blew my weed a kiss
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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