bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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