Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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