There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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