I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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