I'm really into asian looking animals
Just fell off a train. Bad.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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